A Tribute to…Matthew Berry

September 22, 2009

I was on the treadmill today (shocking, I know) with ESPN on the TV silent in the background as usual, when a new commercial came on. I have no idea what the commercial was for, just that it had something to do with ESPN and GEICO (the caveman was in it) and it starred Matthew Berry with his half-bald head and normal shit-eating grin.

It got me thinking: is this chooch secret ill?

The answer? A resounding ‘Yes.’

Matthew Berry is the man. For girls and dudes that don’t like sports/fantasy/life, Matty B is the No. 1 fantasy guru at ESPN. He was a nice little gimmick at first. The “fantasy guy” who would have a short segment or two every fall talking about some made-up geek game for non-athletes while announcers and SportsCenter anchors poked fun at him.

But now with the ascension of fantasy sports, especially football, Berry has become the man. Old-fart executives and blue-haired decision makers took awhile to come around on fantasy. But once they suddenly (finally) realized it catered to the golden audience, the much coveted 18-30 year old male demographic, you know, the ones actually spending money, they realized the marketing potential was limitless.

Need to sell beer or snacks? Want to pitch crispy violent TV shows and action movies? This is your audience.

And because ESPN, like most ginormous enterprises, is driven by the bottom line, they started pumping more staff, Internet space, air time and dollars into fantasy.


This brings me back to Berry. As a pioneer of fantasy he no doubt was laughed at and ridiculed most of his “career” before fantasy really took off. Now because he gutted it out, he ended up in the right place at the right time and is now at the forefront of the fantasy movement. Although Yahoo! has a chokehold on the fantasy community, iit’s limited to online. Yahoo’s online videos can’t match the scope of plain old ESPN television. The exposure is off the charts.

All this makes Matthew Berry the face of fantasy, a face you no doubt love to hate for all its choochness (look at him hammered gaming on some broad to the right) but still appreciate with that underlying sense of jealousy. I mean, what guy wouldn’t want to by Matthew Berry. HIS JOB IS FANTASY. HE GETS PAID FOR FANTASY!!! Redicccc.

(Couple other things about that pic to the right: love the couple fake posing, allowing the camera person to secret snap Berry’s mug. has that trick ever not worked?? Also like the Sev/Tevlin mix in the background.)

In doing some research for this post, I found this absolute gem. Get OUTTA HERE with this thing. I strongly suggest watching it all. Just wait for the 38 sec mark. Wooo:

Matthew Berry, today is your lucky day. Big props from all of us at USSS.

–Nick


Williams, Wolfie, Where were ya?

March 26, 2008

Yea yea, I know. Im just the co-pilot, or RIO, around here, but goose was still responsible for his actions. I’ve been doin a little schoolwork and spendin a lot of time on the fantasy baseball site so I haven’t posted here in a minute. I’ll get on those youtube’s of the day ASAP and my mind gets caught in a storm of baseball info this time a year so I’ll start posting some Sox thoughts if its OK with Mr. Williams.

Actually, per request, here is a clip of our dude Milan Lucic. The Bruins are Boston’s 4th or 5th favorite team, but I’ve been paying attention a little bit lately. Lucic is a mean dude. Hes young (19) and actually a solid player, not just muscle. Check the clip out even if you’re not really a hockey fan, still good.

I’ll be back with more later.

-W0LfiE


Another Youtube

March 12, 2008

I know some people have already watched this one but I cant risk someone not seeing it. Mullet head got walloped and pwned. Sounded like a gunshot. Look at the look on the punchers face as shes winding up, then the double fast walk away. Check out the old lady at the beginning too. Love this clip so much. Rlol


Evil Eye

March 12, 2008


YoTD – Battle at Kruger

March 8, 2008

This Youtube of the day is long, but one of the most amazing things Ive ever seen. This could be made into an entire documentary. If nature and animals interest you in the slightest, watch this thing and love it.


Pujols Injury and Appreciation

March 7, 2008

I was posting this for my fantasy baseball league last night and figured the blog readers might want to get the low down on the Pujols injury anyway. I did some research and asked Richie to help me understand it. I actually might interview Rich and ask about sports injuries then post that next week. He’ll have his doctorate in physical therapy or some stuff soon. Anyway, back to Pujols, here ya go.

Pujols has the torn ligament in his elbow (the UCL), which would require Tommy John surgery to fix. (Tommy John is UCL reconstruction by transferring a tendon from another part of the body). But the tear of the ligament has been there for awhile and hasn’t gotten much worse so they want to put that off as long as possible.

The real problem is the discomfort from the stuff around the UCL. It looks like bone spurs, maybe some floating cartilage, and it seems to be getting worse. To fix this they can go in for an arthroscopy, which is a minor surgery to clean out all the trash floatin around, and he would be back in a couple weeks or so. Why not do this? Maybe they don’t want to because it would just be a big band aid and still leave him with the torn ligament. Maybe they know Tommy John is coming soon enough and they will clean it all out during the reconstruction.

It looks like they are going with the third option. Just treat the symptoms. Keep the pain and swelling under control and have him gut his way through it. They will see if the ligament or spurs worsen to where they need to just blow it up, reconstruct the thing, and get him ready for ‘09.

The guy played like a hall of famer as soon as he entered the majors. There was no development curve. He posted an OPS over 1000 as a rookie. Thats extremely extremely rare. Hes a lifetime .332 hitter. He is the best hitter we have ever seen outside of Bonds. Hes not a better fantasy player, but hes twice the pure hitter A-Rod is. In 2006 he missed 20 games, but still hit 49 HR. That year he K’ed only once more than he homered, 50 times. He slugged .671 and threw in a gold glove for good measure. (How about this secret stat, he stole 16 bases in 2005.)

I love the rare low strikeout power hitters. Pujols is unique in that his approach is more about line drives up the middle and gap power, but hes so strong that those balls can, and do, leave any part of the ballpark. Im focusing on 06 because it was his best year, but he hasn’t struck out 70 times since his rookie year.

2006 HR Leaders

Ryan Howard _____58 HR / 181 K
David Ortiz _______54 HR / 117 K
Albert Pujols ______49 HR / 50 K
Alfonso Soriano ____46 HR / 160 K
Lance Berkman ____45 HR / 106 K
Jermaine Dye _____44 HR / 118 K
Travis Hafner _____42 HR / 111 K
Jim Thome _______42 HR / 147 K
Carlos Beltran _____41 HR / 99 K
Andruw Jones _____41 HR / 127 K
Adam Dunn _______40 HR / 194 K

Aramis Ramirez, Sheff, Carlos Lee Vladdy are the only other guys who are able to come close in terms of power/low K’s. The thing with them is they are all, for the most part, free swingers. Pujols and Bonds are the only guys you’ll see who dont strikeout, pump bombs, and have extreme plate discipline. How do you get guys out when they do not chase bad pitches but also dont swing and miss at pitches in the zone?


St. Maarten Will Take Ya Head Off

March 4, 2008

Some day I need to stand under this thing. Here is your youtube of the day.

Couple quicks…

-Texting and driving is more common than adults realize. That stuff is not safe. Maybe as bad as driving drunk or asleep. Ive been practicing the no look Matt Damon in The Departed text. It can be done.

-You know you car dance a little. When you really have to jam out the arms, shoulders, and torso are movin. Feel like its kinda good too huh. Now what I want to know is if people confined to a wheelchair dance, and do they dance like healthy people car dance?

-Woww Snickers ice cream bars are unbelievable. Replace the regular filling with ice cream and the caramel doesn’t freeze? Things are out of this world. Get one and you’ll probably never go back to any other convenience store ice cream. I saw Sull eat one the other day and as hes finishing he says “wow I could eat two more”. Later on, diff place, Retta eats one and says “I could eat three of those”. What a treat.

Spring training is upon us. Lets remember not to put to much stock in it though. Realize that players are just getting the rust off and working on the basics. Don’t get too worried if the Sox, or your fantasy team players aren’t doing so well.

“I’m just trying to put some good wood on the ball, see some good pitches, work on my timing and get my foot down. It’s crazy. We’ve got 25 games left. I’m trying to pace myself…. I’ve never seen a baseball card with spring training stats on it. I don’t want to be Cactus League MVP. I don’t want that trophy. Y’all can have that. I want that World Series ring.”–Tori Hunter

Links

-I love animals. This pisses me off.

-I need to grab a hybrid soon.

-Ovechkin scored his 50th goal. Here comes the boom.

-Give Ronald Jenkees a few minutes of your time. Hes re-diculous.

-Wolfie


Link Me

February 28, 2008

Some links I picked up from Simmons and the blogosphere…

Mark Kotsay’s wife is hot

Roger, the Unartful Dodger – This story will probably make you hate him. What a d-bag.

Andy Olmsted – Soldier in Iraq who was a blogger. He died recently and left this entry to be published in case he did. Its heavier than most links you’ll see here but I thought it was really good.

UFC signs with Anheuser-Busch – Big news for MMA

Um this video scares the life out of me. Saw it on Thebiglead earlier. Ive been thinking about it all day.


Fantasy Baseball Unplugged: ‘08 Overview

February 28, 2008

Fantasy baseball is coming fast. My crew has our draft later this week actually. I’ve been doing a lot of reading, ranking, and thinking so I’m in the mindset. I figured I will give a rough overview, or just some thoughts on the 2008 player pool. The rankings never finish how they start but last year we had more breakouts and busts than usual. Lets try to make sense of last year by seeing where we stand today. First lets look at some of the guys you cant go wrong with.

5 toolers make up Top 5 Based off of standard 5 category scoring. And the rankings stress 5 category contributors. Realize that as much as Im stressing HR/SB and balance, HR are more important to your offense. HR’s are their own category but every one of them adds a Run and an RBI, a direct correlation. I wouldn’t recommend punting (ignoring) SB’s though. Just because they aren’t directly affecting any other categories. The SB guys are also usually the ones hitting at the top of a lineup and scoring more runs than they drive in. You want a blend of guys who can go deep and bat runs in, along with guys who steal and score. The nice thing about these next 5 guys is that they do it all.

1. A. Rodriguez – I think he should probably regress a little bit, but thats not a problem when your Runs and RBI added up equals 300. The 54 HR is just outrageous when you add in 24 steals. 10 years ago Rodriguez became one of only 4 hitters in history to join the 40/40 club (42HR and 46SB), and combining for 78 last year proves he still has it. A couple other clinchers for the 1 ranking are his durability, and the fact that his absolute floor is 280 with 35 HR, 100 RBI/R and speed numbers.

2. D. Wright – Hitting in the heart of the Mets lineup and has a skillset that transfers to perfect to fantasy success. Wright will fill up a stat sheet. .325 with 30 jacks and 220 RBI+R. The sneaky part of Wright’s game last year was his 34 steals though. That number is no joke and relieves the pressure to get speed in your lineup without dragging down your teams power numbers. For example, Howard/Crawford as your 1/2 picks would give you 50hr/50sb. Wright/Beltran gives you 63/57 with still an open roster spot for power rich and deep 1B. Lastly, Wright is 25 years old and only getting better.

3. H. Ramirez – I would say probably the strongest candidate besides Soriano to go 40/40. Atleast at some point in his career. Hanley is going to steal 40 or 50 every year and the power is developing at a rapid rate. Hanley rips the cover off the ball. Hes came close to 50 doubles in both of his first two years. 29HR/51SB with a slugging percentage higher than Miguel Cabrera. The doubles and the steals mean he basically lives on 2nd base so scoring a lot of runs is a regular affair. Put Hanley in Jimmy Rollins spot in the Phillies lineup and you might have an argument at number 1. Interesting to think that Vladdy always holds so much trade value and Hanley hit 2 more HR and stole 49 more bags.

4. A. Soriano – The second player on this list that is in the 40/40 club. Soriano’s value has dipped because he did struggle a little in Chicago. So he had an off year and was injured for 27 games but still finished 33/19. The 40/40 year was not a fluke. With the Yankees he went 39/41 and 38/35 in ‘02 and ‘03. Hes streaky anyway, but when Soriano got settled and healthy he went off in September to the tune of 14 HR and .320. Bottom line is Soriano’s 40/40 season that he is one year removed from is the type of year that will win you your league. 2008 should probably bring 35/30 from a shallow outfield and I’m cool with that. I will be targeting Soriano top 10 in all of my leagues.

5. Jimmy Rollins – He isn’t the player Hanley is, but Rollins is as strong of a 5 category contributor as anyone on the list. He will probably hit close to .300 again, he doesn’t miss games, and the Philly lineup is crazy. Rollins gets on base, swipes a bag while Victorino is up if he wants, then gets driven in by Utley or Howard. He scored an insane 139 runs last season but the 94 RBI is what I love. 94 RBI out of the leadoff spot is a weapon. Reyes had 57 last year and the other big names get around 80. Then back to the theme of this list really, Rollins hit 30 and stole 41. I know he doesn’t have the raw talent of Hanley or Reyes, but he does have their production and then some. The lineup and durability make Rollins a real strong pick for me.

Other things

-Position scarcity and depth is something you want to be aware of. This year OF is more thin than usual so don’t wait if you want to trot out 2 or 3 elite hitters. Holliday is a complete monster then Soriano, Sizemore, Beltran are going to go and the elite 5 toolers are pretty much gone. Crawford has always been overrated as a fantasy guy for me and never given you much RBI and pop but he will give you 50 bags and the power could develop. Next on your list is probably Vlad, who stole hit 39 HR and stole 41 bases in 2002, and he will hit about 25 HR and steal 1 base in 2008. Granderson, Berkman, Carlos Lee, Maggs, and Ichiro are the only big names you have left to fill 3 OF spots.. There are some good OF’ers being selected around picks 40 or 50, but the elite ones will be gone quick.

-Shortstop is also thin this year. The dropoff after the big 3 is enormous. If you miss out on Reyes/Rollins/Ramirez, your going to want to chill out until the 5th round or so when you can start looking at Tulowitzki and Jeter. If you still don’t have a shortstop after that, I would recommend looking at Tejada or seeing what Renteria can do at the bottom of the Tigers lineup.

-2B is not as shallow as years past. Utley is still number one obviously but the dropoff from him to Brandon Phillips and Upton is a lot less than the 3rd to 4th SS dropoff. Upton and Phillips are both 30/30 candidates, Figgins and Roberts can steal 50 bags, Cano can rake, Uggla has some pop, Kinsler showed a lot of promise, and Kendrick and Weeks are high ceiling guys going before pick 100.

-You won’t win your league with your top picks usually, you win it with guys you get in the middle rounds and end up as 2009 first rounders. Like selecting Prince Fielder, Braun, Phillips, Holliday, Upton, Granderson types last year. Or the Hanley Ramirez, Ryan Howard, and Jose Reyes’ of the year before. Identifying those players is the hard part, but you know what to look for. Invest in young players who are on the upswing of their career instead of selecting the former all stars in their mid 30’s. Young players develop a lot more often than old players have a resurgence. Also you can look for guys coming off a down year and take advantage of that. Just ask A-Rod owners from last year who drafted him in the 2nd half of the first round. I think Pujols, Howard, Ortiz, Teixeira, and maybe Soriano are guys this year that have the talent to be top 5 picks again. Below this post is Matty C’s top 10 rooks, good breakout candidates in there.

-Know your leagues rules inside and out. All those rankings you are studying probably need to be tweaked.

-Balance. If your first three hitters are all leadoff guys and score thousands of runs, start targeting 3-4-5 hitters with higher RBI’s. Don’t know whether to draft Markakis or Rios? Look at your earlier picks and see if more Runs or RBI will do a better job of balancing you out.

-Take guys you want. I would strongly recommend using your gut over your head. After all it is just fantasy and the preseason rankings will be flipped upside down by the end of the year. If all the experts like Reyes over Rollins but you look at the numbers and just dont see it, then take Rollins earlier.

-Go into your draft prepared. Remember that even though all you have been thinking about is who you are going to draft in the 1st round, your money is made in the middle or later rounds when other people are starting to fade. Its worth it to do your research ahead of time. Go into the draft with a list of late round guys you want to target.


Cpl Quicks: Sox in DC and Retro Britney

February 27, 2008

Red Sox visited the White house today to meet with President Bush. At one point Bush made this joke when talking about Ortiz, “I’m sorry his running mate Manny isn’t here, I guess his grandmother died again” ha sheeeeiit. The following picture is a reaction to the joke. You can get some other pics of the event here.

And our youtube of the day: Remember when Britney wasn’t a mess?? Wow huh?